HO-HO, OH NO…ON THE WEEK OF CHRISTMAS
CAROLS OF COOKING AND CHAOS AND CLEANING
Forget about:
- 12 Drummers Drumming
- Eleven Pipers Piping
- Ten Lords a Leaping
- Nine Ladies Dancing
- Eight Maids a Milking
- Seven Swans a Swimming
- Six Geese a Laying
- Five Golden Rings
- Four Calling Birds
- Three French Hens
- Two Turtle Doves
- and a Partridge in a Pear Tree…
It’s more about what you get planning a memorable Christmas Eve, morning and noon meal:
- 30 Guests a Coming
- 90 Recipes a Reading
- 20 Pies a Baking
- Gluten-Free a Thinking
- Hard-Wood Floors a Polishing
- Unnamed Dishes a Cooking
- And 100 things in less than 10 Days
You get it….
DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER AND BLITZEN.
Oh, and Overeating, Sugar Loads, Hangovers and Fruitcakes, Blood Pressure, Chest Pains, Gut Distress and Weight Gain… (an extra strain on the roof.)
LET YOUR YULE TIDE OVERFLOW
It’s never easy up to this point, and maybe we’ve gone a bit overboard, (although true), but now is time to stop and think what the holiday is really all about: family, love, laughter, togetherness, gratefulness, rejoicing, hope, awe, joy, making memories, yule tide spirit, peace on earth and hundreds of photos, videos and selfies to mark the wonderful moments.
IT’S A GOOD DAY, CHARLIE BROWN…
Other than one helping after another of football, another tradition is to watch Christmas movies. And there are tons of them. Some of the most popular include:
- A Christmas Carol
- Scrooge
- Miracle on 34th Street
- Gremlins
- Elf
- The Bishop’s Wife
- A Christmas story1941
- The nightmare before Christmas
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Home Alone
- Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
- It’s a Wonderful Life
- Frosty the Snowman
- The Santa Clause
- A Christmas story
- White Christmas
- Holiday Inn
- The Muppet Christmas Carol
- Scrooged
- Christmas in Connecticut
- Bad Santa
It’s a really nice thing for the family to do together. On one device.
RETURN THIS
No, not a sweater, not a set of kitchen spoons that look like bizarre zoo creatures…return all the things that are making your body feels like it’s been stuck in the chimney, and return to good health. Some of the things that can wreak havoc on your body, can really be coming because your hormones are out of balance. Hormones are the great communicators, sending messages to the cells throughout our bodies. Because they can fluctuate, they can act like a roller coaster, causing mood swings, sleepless nights and depression. And those are just a few of the symptoms. But there’s help. Dr. Stephen A. Goldstein, Goldstein, MD, FACS at Denver hormone health has years of expertise, experience and advanced training in balancing hormones. You can tell he really cares. After discussing your issues, several simple tests are taken. The results help him pinpoint where the problems are and from there he creates a uniquely tailored treatment plan to help.
Get relief. With all the trimmings.
