WHOA, OH WHOA, WHERE DID THE DOLLARS GO? Have yourself a scary little Christmas See the bills add up From now on you’ll be paying off those credit cards For all the Christmas stuff. You shake, you fret, your head spins, your stomach turns and you can’t sleep. How did this happen? Think back. How […]
CAROLS OF COOKING AND CHAOS AND CLEANING Forget about: 12 Drummers Drumming Eleven Pipers Piping Ten Lords a Leaping Nine Ladies Dancing Eight Maids a Milking Seven Swans a Swimming Six Geese a Laying Five Golden Rings Four Calling Birds Three French Hens Two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree… It’s more […]
WRAPPED UP IN KNOTS All right…so you THINK you got most of what you were looking for, including a fortune in wrapping regalia that has to envy the gifts they enrobe. Great. But now you have to wrap everything, scissors and bows, scraps of unused paper and globs of stuck scotch tape forming a gooey, […]